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Vol 699 - June 01, 2008 - Some Strange British Signs
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Quotes About Age & Aging "After thirty, a body has a mind of its own." - Bette Midler "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter." - Satchel Paige "I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee "One keeps on forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave." - Colette "Old age is no place for sissies." - Bette Davis "I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate." - Lady Nancy Astor "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball "If I were younger, I'd know more." - James Barrie ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Some Strange British Signs British Signs Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE JAPANESE RICE FIELD ART AND FORMATIONS - 2 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137929.html STRANGE OLDE PIX - LITTLE BOY ON PARK BENCH WITH HIS PET ORANGUTAN! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/138026.html SAY IT AIN'T SO! - SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS RECTAL THERMOMETER - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/138030.html STRANGE LIGHTNING BOLT OVER VOLCANO ERUPTING IN CHILE - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/138042.html STRANGE RUSSIAN BLIMPS - SHAPED LIKE UFO'S! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/138061.html STRANGE DIAMOND STUDDED TOILET - EXPENSIVE CRAPPER! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/138113.html MOBILE ARTILLERY - FIRING - SHELL LEAVING BARREL - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/138131.html MERCEDES T-80 - FIRST ULTRA STREAMLINED RACER - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/138178.html STRANGE "UFO" BEAMING DOWN SOME LIGHT? - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/138196.html LIONESS AND CUB - NUZZLE - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/138210.html SCOUTING FOR "CAMEL TOADS" AT THE POOL - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/138241.html STRANGE HOOTER'S AIRPLANE "BIRD" PROBLEMS - 1 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/138274.html STRANGE AMUSEMENT PARK 'SHIP' RIDE - "THE TITANIC!" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/138277.html STRANGE GEESE PALS ESCORT FLYING WING - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/138315.html STRANGE MARYLIN MONROE-EINSTEIN OPTICAL ILLUSION - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/138340.html YOUNG PRINCESS DIANA WITH PRINCE CHARLES WEARING A KILT! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/138479.html CHINESE COPY CAT CARS! - MERCEDES BENZ vs GEELEY MERRIE 300 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/138533.html THE MOMENT JUST BEFORE REAL PAIN BEGINS! - SKATEBOARDER - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/138551.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - * COOL - Airplanes - Unique - Strange - Neat Stuff http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/9_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week 10 Real-life Examples from Strange Employment Interviews - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/138094.html Strange Business Facts - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/119816.html You Know You're a Nurse When.......... - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/119633.html Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/119815.html Strange Items to Ponder - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/120171.html Strange One Liners - Caution PUNS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/120427.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Irish, Polish, Chinese, French, German, Italian http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/108_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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