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Vol 708 - July 02, 2008 - Strange Job Descriptions in the Real World
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "Food" Quotes A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James A. Beard I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, "I don't think so." And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. - Billiam Coronel Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis (Garfield) If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. - (attributed to) Marie Antoinette I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Job Descriptions in the Real World A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R. Darwin) A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief." A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE EUROPEAN MUSTACHES - 3 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139022.html STRANGE "BLACK CAT" BALLERINA - TIPTOE ON THE BOTTLES - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/139248.html CRAZY LADY STICKS HER HEAD IN CROCS OPEN MOUTH! - BIG CROCODILE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/139587.html STRANGE WWI SOLDIER FORMATIONS - 8,000 MEN CAMP DODGE - DES MOINES IOWA - 1918 - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/139594.html NAVY FRIGATE FIGHTS THRU HEAVY SEAS! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/139624.html STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - HORSE HEAD ? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/139686.html STRANGE MILITARY JET NOSE ART - "HELLO SAILOR!" - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/139716.html STRANGE TOYS - PETER RABBIT'S "CHICK MOBILE!" - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/139738.html BEAUTIFUL HORSE WITH BLONDE MANE - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/139745.html STRANGE VEHICLES THAT RUN ON RAILROAD TRACKS - FLATBED TRUCK WITH SNOW THROWER - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/139749.html PRIVATE AIRPLANE PROBLEM - C172R GEAR UP LANDING - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/139802.html STRANGE "MONKEY MOUTH" BUILDING ENTRANCE - INDIA - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/139852.html STRANGE COUPLE PLUS ONE! - THE PROBLEMS OF DATING - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/139887.html STRANGE HELICOPTER RICKSHAW - MUMBAI, INDIA - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/139895.html SUV CROSSES SCARY WOODEN SUSPENSION BRIDGE OVER RIVER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139900.html SCOTLAND YARD WEBSITE HACKED BY "MONSTER" - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/139932.html BOXING - BIG LEFT HOOK! - KNOCKOUT! - LOOK AT REFEREE'S FACE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/139960.html THE DANGERS OF AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES - HE'S FALLING OUT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139961.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - Strange Business Buildings - Companies - Vehicles - Designs http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/100435_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Strange Health Facts - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/138780.html Couple Make Burglar Clean their Home at Gunpoint - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/139931.html Strange But True Facts About the Earth - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139933.html Strange But True Facts About Sharks - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139934.html 7 Reasons NOT to Mess With a Child - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/108172.html The Strange History of 'Grits' - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/110057.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Cities - States & Regions of the USA http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/136_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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