Two Iraqis had just finished their bomb-making class and were showering. One noticed the other had a large cork stuck in his rear-end.
"Abdul, that looks very uncomfortable."
"Yes, yes. It is exceedingly uncomfortable."
"How did it come to pass?"
"I was walking along the beach and found a lamp. I rubbed it and, by Allah, I say to you out boiled a large man with white hair and beard and attired in red, white and blue! He said he was Uncle Sam the genie, and offered me a wish."
"I said, 'No sh**!'"
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