Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size
Weve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, weve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.
NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. Theyve created a formula that links a mans shoe size to his penis length. AND...they say its accurate on 90% of men!!!
The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so youll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...Ive done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...
...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.
...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.
...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.
...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.
...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.
...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)
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