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Southern Humor
Southern Humor...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone
out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause... and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street...
and you pick her up there...?"
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How do you know when your staying in a Southern hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink",
and the person at the front desk says... "Go ahead...."
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
the South to 32...?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the High Schools...!
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Where was the toothbrush invented...? In the deep South...
If it was invented anywhere else... it would have been called
a "teeth brush."
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID...?"
The driver looks up, rather puzzled, and says, "Bout what...?"
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery...?
The winner gets $3 a year... for a million years...
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Did you hear that the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas
burned down...?
Yep.... Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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What does a divorce in Alabama,
a tornado in Kansas,
and a hurricane in Florida, have in common...?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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And...
Why do folks in the South... go to the Movie Theater in groups of 18
or more...?
'Cuz the Theater signs always say... "17 and under not admitted..."
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