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- Application to Live in Northern Wisconsin
Application to live in Northern Wisconsin
Name:
Transportation:
___Ford Truck
___Chevy Truck
___Dodge Truck
___Tractor
___Riding Lawn Mower
Favorite Past-time
___Watching football
___Hunting
___Drinking
___Drinking while hunting
___Drinking while watching football
___Drinking while watching football and hunting out your living room window
What kind of music do you listen to?
___Country
___New Country
___Old Country
___Whatever comes in on “the” radio station
Occupation
___Truck Driver
___Farmer
___Logger
___High School Student
___High School Student/Exotic Dancer
___Bartender
___Drunk
Favorite football team
___Green Bay Packers
Favorite food
___Cheese
___Beer
___Brats
___Fish Fry
___Venison
Skin tone:
___White
___White
___White
___Burn Red
___Farmers Tan
___Hairy
Head Gear:
____John Deere Baseball Cap
____CheeseHead
____Florescent Orange Hat w/ Fold Down Ear Flaps
____Nuhtin!
On average, how many beers do you drink in one hour?
___5-10
___10-15
___15-20
___20 or more
What is your Favorite season?
___Winter
___Construction
___Football season
___Gun Deer season
Favorite Actor
___Burt Reynolds
___John Wayne
___Clint Eastwood
Favorite movie
___Deliverance
___The Cowboy
___Dirty Harry
___Old videos of the 1967 “Ice Bowl”
An Asian-American drives through town. You should:
___Wave hello
___Ignore them
___Stare uncontrollably
___Stare while whispering to your buddy
___Tell them to “go back where ya came from”
___Tell them to “get outta here” and take a shot at them with a twelve gauge
___What the hell is an Asian-American?
Truck Paraphernalia
___Fuzzy Dice
___Snow Tires/Chains
___Green Bay Packers Plastic Border
___Gun Rack
___Trailer Hitch
___Bumper sticker that reads “My other truck is a tractor”
___Bumper sticker that reads “Guns don’t kill people - I kill people”
___Rust
Submitted by Adam G.
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